No question just a review

Just wanted to share a positive review I wrote for my Business page. I couldn't find anywhere online to leave the review so I said why not leave it here.Alright folks, grab your coffee and buckle up — Joe is about to do something he almost never does: review a product. I know, I know… try not to faint.Ring Cameras.So, recently, I decided to upgrade the camera system around the store. Before this, I was using those $20 bargain-bin cameras from online. They worked… if your definition of “worked” is “could maybe tell if a raccoon was doing the cha-cha in the parking lot at 2 a.m.”Then, a vendor had a Ring camera with a spotlight for $40. I stared at it for days like it was the last donut on the planet. Finally, I said, “What the (Edited per community guidelines), let’s live dangerously.”Install was a breeze. Even I, a man whose tech skill peaks at “turn it off and on again,” had it up and running in minutes. Then I started messing with the features… and holy carp, these things are insane.I can:Set off alarms from anywhere (take that, unwanted visitors!)Turn on lights remotely (because tripping over boxes in the dark is not my cardio)Talk through it (finally, a way to yell at people without leaving my coffee)Set motion zones (so it only tattles on the stuff I actually care about)Decide how often it records and alerts me (because no one needs a notification every time a dust bunny moves)Basically, I can sit at home, sip coffee, and watch the store like a hawk on Red Bull. Something moves at 3 a.m.? Ping! Alert. I am now officially part superhero, part creepy stalker — don’t judge me.Now here’s where the tragic comedy kicks in: I loved it so much I went online to order more. Found some “Ring cameras” on eBay, paid for them, and waited with bated breath. When they arrived… they were garbage. Absolute, unmitigated, laughable garbage. I’m talking “probably built by someone who just watched a YouTube tutorial and thought they could wing it” garbage.I opened the box, looked at the tiny little circuits, and thought, “Yep, this is not going to work.” Spoiler alert: it didn’t. Sent them back faster than a raccoon stealing my lunch. Then I went straight to the official Ring site like a responsible adult — who knew being responsible could feel so good?Before anyone asks, no, Ring isn’t paying me. Though if they did… let’s just say I’m not above being persuaded by cold, hard cash. Or a lifetime supply of coffee. 😏In short: if you want a camera system that actually works, doesn’t make you want to throw your router out the window, and lets you spy on your own store legally… Ring is it.And yeah… maybe there’s a tiny ulterior motive. Maybe I just like showing off my tech prowess. Or maybe I like feeling like James Bond while sipping coffee in my pajamas. Either way, I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t believe it — because Joe keeps it real.